Ask Rabbit and Darwin

Once you have read Are Rabbits Bears you may find you have questions for Darwin and Rabbit. They are very happy to answer your questions – so please enter them using the form below. 
Darwin has helpfully provided a question and answer to start you off:


Is Darwin a real professor? What qualifications does he have?
Darwin: Of course I’m a real professor! I have a list here, of all my degrees and PhDs as well as my other general qualifications, awards, honourable mentions and of course my NoBear prize. I hope there is enough space on this website for them all.
Rabbit: Did YOU make up this question by any chance professor??
Rabbit’s note: Unfortunately, we’re not able to list all of Darwin’s qualifications here as a) it would take too long and b) he’s gone off in a huff now. It must have been something I said…


Please send us your questions using the form below and we will publish your questions along with Darwin’s answer, or Rabbit’s answer, or whichever one of them gets hold of the fountain pen first!