Cosmic Greetings, dear bear-friends!

The Great Mind is smiling upon the Bear Dimension this month! Despite a wavy fold factor and fierce sun temperament, it is going to be a very powerful time with a luck rating of four out of five!

The fold depth is thick, indicating financial and emotional security and bears have the biscuit moon behind them in their endeavours. All in all, September looks like a dynamic and exciting month where luck and biscuits abound! – check this month’s Biscuitological reading below.

The planet Invisia is highlighted which means things may surface which you had not been aware of till now. Bears around you might be hiding something.  Secrets? Biscuits? It is up to you to find out!

The cosmos also favours Aquaria so it might be an emotional time for some bears. Make sure you speak up about what you want and surround yourself with supportive friends who can take you out for tea and cake when you need it.

Philosophia is unaspected this month, meaning that some bears might experience confusion about what they want to do and who they want to be. (NB If you need more advice, I am available for Biscuitology Readings.)

The planet Regalia is glorified this month so it is a good time to attend festivals. Cumberfest* is particularly well-aspected and is usually a good time all around so get your cucumbers ready!

Bears will benefit more than ever from getting together with friends so dust off that diary and start making plans. The sun is shining on the royal palace this month which means good fortune for those attending football matches. The royal team’s colours of green and yellow are, of course, particularly lucky.

Note for Pessabears. Since this is an unusually positive and well-favoured month, Pessabears should stay indoors as much as possible, only coming out at night when it is more likely they might bump into something.

*A very popular religious festival. For more information about the different beings and vegetables worshipped in the Bear Dimension look out for ‘Are Rabbits Bears? The Companion Guide, Book Two.’ Coming soon!

Biscuitology

Gingernuts are in soggification this month, meaning that you may have to work harder to get what you want. However, a lemon biscuit could restore the balance if eaten at midnight while standing on one leg and reciting the alphabet backwards.

For a fully personalised Biscuitology reading, contact me to book a private consultation.