October’s Cosmic Calculations

Cosmic Greetings dear bear-friends,

Despite the predominantly thin fold on most of the planets, October is looking to be a successful month for bears, especially those on Regalia, Extraordinaria and Eternia.

Keep an eye on Extraordinaria this month everyone, as due to their very fortunate Sun, Moon and Fold Factors, the bears there are starred for success.

As some of our greatest inventions have come from this planet (the automatic honey-scooper and the automatic pooper-scooper, to name a few!) I am on tenterhooks to see what is coming next!

On Invisia, I advise the scientific community not to test their luck – or any unstable equipment and experiments this month. You might get lucky and make the whole planet visible again but given the thin andunfolded nature of reality this month, you are likely to become more invisible rather than the reverse!

On Regalia, despite the thin and dipping Fold, the waxing Biscuit Moon and Supportive Sun are smiling on King Bert and all his subjects. And Coronation Cake Day is coming up on 16 October! It’s a great month to get together, eat cake and be grateful for our fabulous monarch, everyone!

Just remember the old adage – ‘Don’t take a bite til the King has got his slice.’ That way you will ensure a happy, lucky and cake-filled month!

A note to bears on Philosophia. Due to the undecided nature of the cosmic energies, you will be making your own luck this month. It can go either way, so keep focussed and make sure it goes the way you want it to!

I’ve calculated a luck rating of 3 out of 5 in the Bear Dimension this month and the biscuitological omens are supportive, so it’s a great time to get out there and follow your furry dreams!

Biscuitology

Everyone’s lucky biscuit, the Jammy Dodger, has moved into glorification, and my chocolate digestive snapped almost perfectly in half this morning. This means that, unless you’re really careless, or you live on Invisia, you can enjoy more luck, more biscuits and more success all month long!